Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
123728
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
Use a laser sighted rifle and shoot the approaching zombies. Play now!
