Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
87996
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
Is this supposed to be FUN? Doesn't this town have, like, a movie theater or anything? Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
