Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
94148
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
