Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
87975
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
This news woman has a funny little slip up while she is live on the air. I have to give her credit though because she did not even crack a smile. We know what is on her mind though. Play now!