Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
93269
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
You don't need a whole lot of money to amuse yourself. All you need is an old laundry cart, some spray paint, a field with a steep hill, a partial labotomy.... Play now!
Put down your sub-atomic quarks and when they become unstable, they will explode, conquering your en Play now!