Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
119935
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
The title card to this says, "So they were going to fight in front of Party City". They end up fighting in front of the Atlanta Bread Company. The "ref" wears one of those bucket hats and cargo shorts. At one point, a voice in the crowd says, "finish it, Joey!" When the cops are called, they all get into their Blazers and Grand Cherokees and drive away. That is all you need to know. Play now!
