Title:
The Robotic Chair
Player: You are player number
118442
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The objective was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!
