Title:
The Robotic Chair
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84830
Today: Description:
This is a cool invention, although I have no idea what it could really be used for. This chair falls apart then puts its-self back together again with no help.
I wonder what the whole island must smell like after this is all over, and there are millions of them rotting in the streets. I also wonder if they taste good. Strange. Play now!
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