Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!
A group of guys rig up a couch with a set of wheels. It works great and they seem to be having a good time when the police show up. I guess he is going to get them for trespassing or something. Or maybe he just wants a ride! Play now!