Title:
Rough Plane Landing
Player: You are player number
83212
Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
An Arabic looking man is trying to do the old spit fire trick and he catches his beard on fire. The other people that were there seemed to get a kick out of it. Play now!