Title:
Rough Plane Landing
Player: You are player number
85422
Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
You know you're the low man on the totem pole when people can do this to you. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!