Title:
Rough Plane Landing
Player: You are player number
76779
Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
It's a Yiddish thing. You wouldn't understand. Even if you spoke Yiddish probably. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!