Title:
Rough Plane Landing
Player: You are player number
89677
Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
It is an emergency! The forest is under attack. Take your position and shoot down all of the enemies. Play now!
As hard-headed as these two must be, it's still pretty tough for them to break a beer bottle over their skull. Or maybe beer makes your head soft. Play now!
