Title:
Rough Plane Landing
Player: You are player number
83844
Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
All I can say is that it is a good thing that professional baseball players wear protective cups. The ball hits this guy right in the nuts very hard. Play now!
Wow. I didn't hear any of this when I listened to it. I need to pay better attention. Play now!