Title:
Rough Plane Landing
Player: You are player number
80768
Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
Launch a skeleton from a cannon around obstacles and crack the eggs. Play now!