Title:
Rough Plane Landing
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Today: Description:
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
Smash the caterpillers using the mallet as they pop up from their holes. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!