If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Take any one of these Japanese television shows, put subtitles over it and broadcast it here in the U.S. People will love it. If you do it, they will come. Play now!
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him. Play now!