I hope that one day, some whack job quotes junk that I wrote on this miserable website while he's trying to make his point about some government conspiracy. That would be hysterical. Play now!
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising. Play now!
