Title:
Jump The Gorge!
Player: You are player number
103143
Today: Description:
Put enough juice in your jump so you successfully jump the gorge and land on the target. Be careful
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
Shoot down the red and orange fruits with your revolver magnum but don't hit the yellow ones. Play now!
