Title:
Jump The Gorge!
Player: You are player number
80747
Today: Description:
Put enough juice in your jump so you successfully jump the gorge and land on the target. Be careful
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you. Play now!
I've heard that this is actually impossible. It's just like the gallon of milk in an hour trick. Play now!