Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
A group of guys are lighting a barrel on fire. One of them gets a ball of fire right to the face. As you can see from this video it is dumb to play with fire. Play now!