Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
79305
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
A golden breathmint for your balls. I hear that they're actually thinking of changing the product's slogan. Play now!
A guy passes out drunk and his friends pull the old shaving cream trick on him. Man this guy is really out of it. At one point he thinks he has glasses on! Play now!
