Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
90361
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
There is supposed to be a 25 minute, TV quality DVD of all this too, which we're going to try to get a copy of. You can see Owen again in this clip with the banged up eye. It looks like he is wearing makeup but it's actually the result of a roman candle. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
