Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
81359
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Man. Listen to me. You are white. Do you understand? Ok? Stop it. Please. I'm begging you. Play now!
What do you think the chances are that this guy will get many dates after this has been shown all over the Internet? On second thought, maybe it will help. Play now!