Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
90159
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
If you happen to be on acid, don't watch this. Trust me. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!