Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
111330
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Santas had a bit too much funky eggnog and he needs your help to drive the sleigh and deliver the childrens presents. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!