Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
134476
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The objective was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!
A golden breathmint for your balls. I hear that they're actually thinking of changing the product's slogan. Play now!
