Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
109476
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
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