Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
80566
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that. Play now!
Yeah, I understand that you have to be really strong and graceful and all that...but isn't this whole thing sort...gay? Play now!