Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
92505
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
It's always so dissapointing to find out that these guys, like, work in a comic book store or a deli and live in the attic in the house where they grew up, instead of figuring out a cure for cancer or how to build a better space shuttle. Play now!
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!