Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
85129
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Hit spacebar to count down the bomb drop, let it fall on Usama Bin Laden's head several times to blow him up. Play now!
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!