Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
108408
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
I heard that a lot of employers are Googling the names of prospective employess. I just want to say for the record that my name is Martin P. Felcher. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!