Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
137514
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Funny commercial that has to do with second hand smoke. You non smokers might not think there is anything you can do but there is. Just watch the funny ending. Play now!
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!