Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
86766
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
You know how some people think that racquetball is for losers? Well this guy is the reason for that stereotype! This moron accidentally hits himself with a racquetball. Play now!
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car. Play now!
