Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
113486
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
The title card to this says, "So they were going to fight in front of Party City". They end up fighting in front of the Atlanta Bread Company. The "ref" wears one of those bucket hats and cargo shorts. At one point, a voice in the crowd says, "finish it, Joey!" When the cops are called, they all get into their Blazers and Grand Cherokees and drive away. That is all you need to know. Play now!
You don't need a whole lot of money to amuse yourself. All you need is an old laundry cart, some spray paint, a field with a steep hill, a partial labotomy.... Play now!