Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
107126
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Catch the babies as Michael Jackson drops them from balcony. Play now!
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!