Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
95069
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Durka Durka man dances in his bra and panties. This will make you famous, but only on the Internet. Freak. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!