Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
84301
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
He's going to need more than glasses after this. Play now!
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him. Play now!
