Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
91590
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Some guy lights his friend on fire while he sleeps. Play now!
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising. Play now!
