Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
92521
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
Speaking of drunk. And single... and lonely, and working hard to be ostracized from normal, heterosexual society... Play now!
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!