Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
98908
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
I knew a kid once who tried to dry his hampster in the microwave. The house smelled like somebody was cooking hotdogs. Play now!
Some loser decides that he is going to throw a cup of water on a lady who is giving him his order in a drive thru window. His plan backfires because he cant get the car into gear! What a loser! Play now!