Title:
Jewels of Hell
Player: You are player number
79377
Today: Description:
Shoot down the evil ugly looking monsters on this planet and pick up the gems before they get you
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it? Play now!
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!
