Oh, those whacky Japanese. What will they think of next? Torturing animals is so hilarious! I know, let's try FIRE instead of tape! Yayy! Play now!
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!