YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it? Play now!
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him. Play now!