Title:
Alien Commander
Player: You are player number
4687
Today: Description:
Destroy wave after wave of alien fighters, drones, bombers and buzzers in this classic arcade game.
It's probably fine. You should take a nap and forget about it. Only sissies go to the hospital when they get a concussion. Play now!
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!
