Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
91666
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
Race around the track smashing into your opponents to knock them off and picking up turbo so you can Play now!