Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
82383
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that. Play now!
Race a motorcycle and shoot a machine gun at bad dudes in passing roadsters. Play now!