Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
120863
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
Move the cars, trucks, and automobiles to get the yellow car out of the parking lot Play now!
