Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
116615
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
What might be more impressive than his skills as a martial artist is his ability to take a shot like this to the face and then get back up. I'd be in a coma after something like that. Play now!
Fill up your water balloon with your own fluids and toss it at the enemy. Play now!