Title:
Claque Beignet Engine
Player: You are player number
88794
Today: Description:
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you.
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real. Play now!
